Witchery's Words

7:18PM - 3 Awesome Fashionistas

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7:07PM - Yep, I'm a Player....

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10:09PM - Free Hugs

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Courtesy of Porcineflight.

4:44PM - What kind of cookie?

You Are a Jam Cookie

On the outside, you project a straight-laced, innocent vibe. But on the inside, you're complex, exotic, and full of flavor.

I Can project a straightlaced image if I choose to ;) I can't think of a time I have chosen to though.

4:38PM - My Tarot Card

You scored as III - The Empress. The Empress is a maternal symbol. She is the mother figure who loves, nurtures and protects. She will protect you, she will always be there when you are in trouble. When you fall over and graze your knee, the Empress will kiss it better. Yet she is not a weak figure. Her compassion is strength. If her children are threatened she will stop at nothing to protect them. If well aspected in a Tarot spread, the Empress can symbolise security, protection and unconditional love. If badly aspected it can represent over-protectiveness, fear of risk taking and refusal to face the real world. </td> III - The Empress 100% XIII: Death 94% VIII - Strength 88% II - The High Priestess 88% I - Magician 69% XIX: The Sun 69% XI: Justice 63% 0 - The Fool 56% X - Wheel of Fortune 50% XVI: The Tower 50% IV - The Emperor 50% XV: The Devil 31% VI: The Lovers 13% Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

I have always used the High Priestess as my Card. This makes sense as I am a mother of five.

10:06PM

the previous three questions were posted by Porcineflight.

10:03PM

These three questions were pos


*stolen from Pookacara* If you had 3 super-powers, what would they be?

What is the funniest or most embarrassing moment you are prepared to share?

What is your least-favourite vegetable?It was Doomydoombear that originally asked I think:)

1. Three superpowers would be: the ability to fly (sooo cool), the ability to become invisible (the voyeuristic intentions), and the ability to heal (others as well as myself)

2. The funniest most embarassing moment, there have been a few. When I was about fourteen, I was out shopping with my father, can't recall why. I zoned out and just followed him silently whilst staring blankly. Next thing I remember him yelling out "Hey! What are you doing!!!". I had followed him into the mens toilets and was standing next to him at the urinal with three other men. I shot outta there like a rocket with such a red face. Dad still thinks I'm a pervert.

3. It is really hard to think of a vegetable I do not like. The one I would like least could possibly be horseradish, as is, but I do like wasabi.

7:09PM - Ask Away.....

I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want (though I reserve the right to not answer, or to answer evasively). Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends(including me) to ask you anything.

11:02PM - Up to the eyeballs in shit

Got stuck into cleaning up today and found the more I clean one thing the dirtier everything else looks. Slowly getting there, and having the carpets cleaned tomorrow. Downside is the wheelie bins are full and stomping in them has made the sides split. Now even with the lid shut stinky fumes seep out. It is when I have a house inspection that I really miss Xena, my old ute. She was great as I used to throw loads of things into the back and cover the load till I was ready to take her to the dump.

Late afternoon, I was invited by my neighbour to attend an Human Nature concert at the Logan Entertainment Centre on Friday Night. Four women attending as she got free tickets. I agreed to go along, any night out is good, free is good too. Just hope I like Human Nature. My older sons sniggered when I told them. My neighbour's husband refuses to go, saying he will leave it for the girls. Are they the group that sing archepello? Or a boy band. Will go google them :)

10:30PM

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism. </td> Satanism 92% Paganism 75% agnosticism 67% Buddhism 58% atheism 58% Islam 46% Judaism 33% Christianity 8% Hinduism 0% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

How Utterly Bizzare.... How on Earth did I get to score 8% for Christianity. I think a question was ambiguous.

9:48AM - six things achieved so far today.....

How much crap can a crapmunchkin crap? So far he has managed three.
1. Changed three crappy nappies.

2. Washed a sinkload of dishes. (None there when I went to bed but they strangely appear overnight.)

3. Pegged out the washload I put on last night before bed.

4. Put on another washload and pegged out.

5. Made two coffees that went cold before I drank them.

6. Logged on to 'puter to whinge :)

9:31PM

By the way, I tag Mikz, Pyrus, Bodgirl, Sarah_Pynk, Greenglowgrrl. Please tell six things about yourselves that are amusing, hilarious, weird or interesting:)

9:23PM

Thinking of six things about me....

1. I am pretty much willing to try anything once (as long as it won't kill me!).

2. I absolutely love dark chocolate ginger.

3. I died when I was 17, cardiac arrest and total lung collapse. (Happy I was resuscitated!)

4. Damn it - I am still incredibly clucky when I see a newborn.

5. I have eaten the agave worm out of the finished bottle of tequila.

6. I once farted so loudly in my sleep that I woke myself up, and I snore like a truck :)

12:41AM - Sad post script to my last post.

I mentioned last time how I love getting parcels, and how the post conractor gives my dog treats so she lets him in. Today I got a parcel, different postie. I asked him where were his doggie treats and he said, "Ah Yes, the last guy used to have them, will have to get some. Very sad what happened to that man. He lived out at Jimboomba and was pulling out reeds around his dam and he was bitten by a brown snake. It killed him. His wife found him early next morning out by the dam. He'd been bitten on the neck and face."
I nearly burst into tears. So sad and he was such a beautiful man. About 60, and from the north of England like myself. I hardly knew him but it has touched me deeply. Life is sometimes too unfair.

11:27PM - Parcels

I do love to get a parcel in the post, especially when it is something I bought off Ebay. My first two items arrived today, and the dog never even barked once to let me know. She barks at everything else usually. The Post contractor guy has doggy treats in his pocket so she was too busy chewing!

Great skirt and top I got :) Well pleased with self.

12:28PM

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Sprinting on the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Witchery! And she gives a bloodthirsty grunt: "I'm going to clobber you with such reckless abandon, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"

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11:59PM - Ebay

I have discovered the joys of ebay in a big way. Oh the bargains to be had! Been trawling through many clothes, Thomas the Tank Engine goodies for my baby boy, Barbie for the girl. Suitcases to send mr 14 away with. Gothic clothes for me! Fun, fun fun! Good distraction from the itchiness of pox anyway. Household is on the mend.

My brother rang me earlier (lives in London). He had me in stitches telling me how he went to France on the weekend to catch up with his partner's family. His partner was already there so he decided that rather than use a eurorail pass (200 pounds) he would get the ferry and connecting bus over. He hadn't slept so was very tired. Boarded with his weekend bag and a sixpack of gin and tonics. He fell asleep and slumped off the chair and under the table. He was fast asleep... woke up hours later and it was all quiet. No-one in sight. Ventured down to the second deck and saw French cleaning women. They all started yelling at him and he said "No use yelling at me, can't understand you." He then went down another deck to where the cars, trucks, buses etc are and was shocked to find it empty, bar one coach full of irate passengers. He walked over to it and the bus driver started doing his block. "Can't understand you mate!" Some English speaking passengers asked where he had been and he said "Asleep." Well they were furious as they had all been held up looking for passenger 41 who had disappeared! The bus couldn't move until it had all passengers listed on it manifest. Apparently they had done a search. (Obviously not very well.) My brother said he could have been passed out unconscious (probably was!) or in a coma and no-one had noticed him or found him. How rude! Anyway he got the silent treatment off everyone for the rest of the journey and 40 pairs of eyes staring daggers at him. Most peaceful trip he's had in a long time!

Then he tells me of his friend who has been filming in France. Had a long day and was on his way back to his accommodation when a car comes screaming around a corner and nearly smashes into him. Fuming, he stops and gets out, punches the offender through the window, then realises : "Oh shit! They drive on the right hand side of the road here, I have just punched out the passenger!". He recovered quickly and said to the driver "And you're next if you do that again!". He felt like a right bastard, (rightly so).

I love talking with my brother. He is my bestest friend in all the world!

6:22PM - Pox, pox and more pox!!!

Yep, just as the last scabs are starting to fall off Miss Five, Mr Fourteen and Mstr Two have the dreaded disease. I'm itching just looking at them. And we haven't even eaten chicken lately let alone been near a live one!!!

12:31PM - Pox!!!

Have a household with a laryngitis/bronchitis bug, chicken pox, and bloody head lice!! Only Miss P has the pox, three of us including Miss P has the laryngitis/bronchitis, and Master 14 brought home head lice again from school. Pharmacy costs are over budget this week.
Sleep is occurring as half hour on 15 mins off through the night with three in my bed. Need a coffee badly!

1:18PM - My Song?

Your Stripper Song Is

I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney Spears "I'm a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it. I'm a slave for you. I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it." You may seem shy, but you can let your wild side out when you want to!

I got broadband.... yay... now I need to get me some more time.